One of the last things you expect to hear from your middle-aged male JTE during an example self introduction to a class of four high school students:

Hi, my name is ____________. I am from Shunan City. I like listening to music. For example, I love Lady Gaga.

He could not understand why I couldn't stop laughing for a good five minutes.

Oh, and we listened to Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" at the end of class.

My life is hilarious!